Agent Lefty [The art is lava]

First request is done! askequestriasdj asked for some Dave/John. (You guys know I love ponies too, right? Because I do. I freaking love ponies.) …I got a little bit carried away.

Headcanon time! I figure Dave is actually a really bad dancer because he’s too worried about looking stupid, so he’s all stiff and self-conscious. At parties where there’s dancing he just hangs around making snarky comments about the DJ and claims he’s not dancing because the beats aren’t sick enough for his sweet moves.

John knows Dave really likes music, so he tries to get him to dance a lot. John doesn’t notice Dave is terrible because, well, John isn’t known for being super observant. John is actually a really good dancer because in his Dad’s quest to get him to grow up and be a True Gentleman he made John go through cotillion. (John ruined the experience by tricking his date with a water-spraying flower at the ball. His dad was still proud.)

…Why do I have headcanons like this for things I don’t even ship? NO CLUE. They just happen.

(The music score in the background is for Harlequin and I got it from here.)